Attention
Serious Humor Follows
Because sometimes the truth is so ironic, you can’t help but smile.

My Dear… just a moment, where’s that list?
Ah, here it is!

• The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church)
• Community of Christ (formerly RLDS)
• The Church of Christ (Temple Lot)
• The Church of Jesus Christ (Bickertonite)
• The Church of Jesus Christ (Cutlerite)
• The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Strangite)
• Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (FLDS)
• Apostolic United Brethren (AUB)
• Latter Day Church of Christ (Kingston Group)
• Church of Jesus Christ Restored 1830
• Remnant Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
• Restoration Branches / Conference of Restoration Elders
• Church of Christ with the Elijah Message
• Church of Christ (Fettingite)
• Church of Christ (Restored)
• Church of Christ (Whitmerite) — small surviving body
• Church of Christ at Halley’s Bluff
• Church of Christ (Patriarchal)
• Church of Christ (Aaron Smith faction)
• Church of Christ (Leighton-Floyd)
• Church of Christ (Bryant)
• Restoration Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
• Church of Jesus Christ in Zion
• Church of Jesus Christ (Original Doctrine, Inc.)
• ...and Brenda — the other one.
• …and Stacy — I love you Stacy!
• Oh, and the Mormons — mustn’t forget them!

So now, where was I? Oh yes — add 2 tsp. chocolate… no, no, no, that’s not it.
Ah, here it is!

Because I am Sion, and live in Independence, Missouri — I have prepared this special section for you. Within it is absolute proof, drawn from your own books and teachings, that I am Sion… since absolute proof from the Holy Bible, from which comes our Salvation, isn’t enough.

If such matters truly concern you, then come and see!

~ Sion in Zion